BMW neighbors

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 12/21/2016 at 23:19 • Filed to: Idiots

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My new neighbors, who of course drive a X3 and 328, left their X3 on the street in front of my house. It is of course parked poorly, excuse me I mean HORRIBLY. It’s crooked, about a foot from the curb, and nearly blocking the driveway next to me. I hope someone smacks the shit out of it in the AM

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/21/2016 at 23:25

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OK I’ll be that guy... SR20?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/21/2016 at 23:34

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Nothing breeds contempt between neighbors quite like parking.

fintail > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/21/2016 at 23:40

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Shocking, as those are usually driven so competently.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 12/21/2016 at 23:41

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Shit its not blocking the driveway anymore at least

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/21/2016 at 23:44

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Yeah you’re right that’s pretty damn obnoxious.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/21/2016 at 23:52

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They went full retard. It would do the world a favor if the X3 was side swiped or someone dropped a fat scoob on the hood.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/22/2016 at 00:01

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I consider any parking past that strip of grass to be foul play.

smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/22/2016 at 00:11

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I have a section of fenced yard between my “driveway” and the neighbor’s driveway that fits two cars fine if one of them is a Fiat. If anyone else gets there first they inevitably park in the very middle. At least I’m legally allowed to block my own driveway as long as the parking cops haven’t decided to stop by.

Matt Nichelson > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/22/2016 at 00:21

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Eh, it’s an X3. It can die.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/22/2016 at 00:40

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You have four cars now?

JGrabowMSt > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/22/2016 at 00:44

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If I think Im blocking the neighbors driveway, I check, and move if required. That right there? If it was my driveway being blocked, sorry, but a tow truck would be scooping that POS up.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > Matt Nichelson 12/22/2016 at 01:06

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Lol understood

X3...not really a compact, not really utility, not really a BMW...am I getting close?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 12/22/2016 at 01:13

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I got* fo’ cars now.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 12/22/2016 at 01:56

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You think that’s bad? Take a look at the Civic, above. It was like that at 7am and still like that at 1pm. But at 1pm the cops were there investigating, and by 6pm it was gone. There was another car on the other side of the intersection, barely visible in the shadows behind it, with the driver’s door caved in, so I wonder if we’re talking DUI hit and run.

A couple of years ago at this same intersection there was a chase with a car ending up in the living room about 50 feet from this point. And about 100 yards away someone wrecked an SLK; I stepped outside to get in my car to go to work and was surprised to see the fire department and pieces of MB on either end of my car.

Maybe I need to move before my car or home is destroyed. A place with a garage would be nice...

Matt Nichelson > Tazio, Count Fouroff 12/22/2016 at 08:04

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Don’t get me wrong, I am a BMW fan through and through, but even I am realist in that I know some of their vehicles just don’t need to exist. To me, that’s the X3, X6, and those stupid looking gt versions of the 3, 4, and 5 series.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/22/2016 at 16:01

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How about having four cars?